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A little trio of Guitar, Bass & Drums were on their way to a gig and they stopped at a little cafe for a cuppa and a sandwich....whilst there the Guitarist realised that he had left his "Dots" (Music) at home so he told the others to go ahead and he would join them later...well after the bass player and drummer had been doing their best for about 1/2 hour the guitarist still hadn't arrived so the bass player said he would go and look for him case he had got a puncture or something....this just left the poor drummer, during a song a woman came up to him and said "Excuse me, Do you think you could play "The lady is a tramp"? The drummer said "Well what the hell do you think I am playing."

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