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WORK VS PRISON
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called "supervisors".
I've never been to prison & sure don't want to but I thought this was interesting.

It is very interesting indeed... In England, UK, there are people who commit crimes to simply get a better roof over their heads, at the expense of the country and Her Royal Highness...
Makes me sick just thinking of it, I just can't believe that people can stoop so damned low!

Probably happens world wide but I am unaware of any examples...

Yeah, it's called three hots and a cot:laugh:

Very good expression, I'll have to remember that!

Just comes to show how lazy people are and how they want others to do things for them.