You know, im not either. For one I find them impossible to balance when im sitting down. I mean, sure there are probably ways to do so, but it shouldnt be that hard!! They just look so weird to me. I hate the ones that have that really long headstock. like this one:
www.therockradio.com/buckethead.jpg
I dunno, it just seems ill-proportioned.
And I know what you mean as far as wacky guitars...
I've seen some really really creative guitars. Heck look at steve vai' guitar collection
www.vai.com
But i mean.. you just see the same stereotypical format... the strat body, the gibson body, the PRS body, the Ibanez/jackson body, heck, Yamaha was trying to copy BC rich for a while it *seemed* I'm just waiting for a really really SMOOTH looking guitar to come out that will rock my socks off.
Something Original. Like how the PRS was when it was discovered... and the Strat... I think the model is sadly overused by competitors, thats all.
wow it took me a long time to say that.